The Last Word on Nutrition

The Last Word on Nutrition

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Below is “The Last Word on Nutrition,” which combines the results of many independent scientific studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Just wanted to add a little levity to your day!




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3 responses to “The Last Word on Nutrition”

  1. Love it! That was very funny…thanks for giving me a laugh today! ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Hi Becky and Keya! Glad to bring a smile ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Soooo funny! I needed a good laugh.

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